Feb 16, 2007
Space Constraints
Rule 1: people who willing to work alone should come to office.
The problem with this rule is, If this is implemented you can see our office deserted. Who on the earth like to do work, No one willing to do work, may be slightly we can modify this by, Person who forced to work come to office, but then, again it leads to same problem of space constraints. So we try with next rule
Rule 2: First come will be served seats
This seems to be best available option and no wonder if this will actually be implemented in future, still one little problem here is, Many of people directly come to cafeteria at 1.00PM and have lunch, after that they come and found all seats are fully occupied. so they will leave the office as their work is already over in cafeteria. One lunch cooking is saved.
Rule 3: Provide Wi-Fi access to whole campus.
This really could solve the problem of availibility of switch, network cord, seat etc, But we need a bigger pantry to have tea, as wi-fi is accessed all over campus, No one be ready to work in seats, whole population will be flooded to pantry and cafeteria, where most of us do the dedicated work whole day.
Rule 4:No snacks/coffee/food will be served at office
As the matter of fact, Only thing makes us to come to office regularly is availibility of coffee, tea, snacks , lunch at free of cost on presense of office, if that is removed, sure most of them will resign and go out to find another office where they get these things free.
Rule 5: Surprise shocking mail
Another easy way, is as the custom, they can send out another shocking mail, about Travel policy or re-organization,etc, which would reduce the head count in same or more speed then hiring speed. In that way, Population would reduce in company
Veti Pasanga Nanga - Valantine Day Gift
This person is one of best in our gang. Can’t predict, very confusive character. He has three priorities. 1. Telivision, 2. Food, 3. Sighting. He does nothing other than this. Whenever he had time, he does some little work and if there is more time he would sleep.
You would be intrested to see his comments on cauvery judgement, when whole city is being feared for violence, He has his own problem to deal with, such a sad news comes on his way, that All tamil channels are blacked out. A 21” Idiot box shown its real face that day, Without K – TV, his life went missirable. He conclude, even if govt does’nt release water its ok, we can live without food, But it has to release our tamil channels, how could possibly any one here can live without those innovative channels,
The one thing which he may hate could be possibly the food in Cafeteria, But still he never skips lunch, do u know the reason, Our cafeteria only lacks taste in food. Though not much food for stomach has good colourful food for eyes. (Appa appa ivan rowuse tanga mudiyala pa). He has strange eating habits, which is explained much better in earlier blog. He consistantly working on to reduce his weight by 5Kg, But for some good reason, his body resist to co-ordinate. As of last update, he was shocked to see, his weight is increase by 2 KG, when he checks lasts. I don’t understand how come, his weight alone increses in prograssion
Only hope and good news for him is he is not the top weight person in the gang, there are two others who leads him by atleast 10Kg. But the rate, in which his weight grows, seems he will reach them very soon. Earlier, His weight increases only in foreign country, for some reason now a days, it increases in home as well, all credits goes to our Arnold J.
The third habit is very intresting, He has tried to sight all possible girls come to cafeteria, or pass him on road, But none of them care him, almost 2% of Bangalore girls population, he woud seen. The most iritating thing in bangalore according to him is, when he see pairs in parks, He always think, when he would go like this in same roads, and when he see next to him a tall smart guy stands, none other than our PM. That’s all his luck what else he can do.
As valantine’s day is approaching, most of you would be searching for the gift for your valantine, our man, in this context is searching for a valantine herself. Such a bad position he is in, can any of you help him out????
Intha blog padichitu, yaru comment ezuthama irukangalo, avangala pathi I going to write another blog. So ozunga mariyathya comment ezuthunga to avoid further blood, already bangalore la semma blood aru odikitu iruku, veena prichinay venam.
Sweet Dreams
Had you ever had sweet dreams? No not the happy dream you have when you sleep, this is the dream one of our gang used to do. This is special kind of dream, which he does when he have sweet. You may think how much time does it take; on an average you can see him having sweet 20 hours a day. This figure may be slightly excegrated. He actually has it ranging from 15-20 hours.
Are you thinking, how to dream when you have sweet, Well, that you can understand, when you see him having sweet, or any eatable for that matter. (What ever he eats will or should have sugar). If you have read the Zen theory of eating, it says, Enjoy your food. He does the same. See the food, Just to identify it is sweet. Once that is done, He closes his eyes, swallow bit of it and never open his eyes until the sugar in sweet dissolve and come as sweat from skin.
He not only dreams when eating, I heard, he also dreams while riding bikes. Don’t think it’s difficult; it’s easy for those who ride in footpaths and dividers. Only risk is at some point he has to cross the road.
Some of us need to plan a month or even 90 days before going to Chennai, as tickets are very rare to get, but he can go to USA in 3 weeks. Seems USA is easy to go than chennai. What little problem is , to reach chennai, you have to key in few data in IRCTC, while to USA, we need some counsilate appointment, stamping, Air ticketing, and More important is a Job there. Don’t you think he is super man, who can do all these things in 3 weeks.
Another intresting thing about him is, He used to watch movies alone as long as hero and heroine is alive at end. No matter, if audiences are alive after watching movie. As long as its good ending, he will watch such movie. He has little fear in watching some Ghost movie. The worst part is he used to inform or advice the Herione or Hero in the movie where the ghost is. But pity them, they never listen, afterall they are paid for that. He used to loose his 2 days sleep
Now I am into trouble, I lost one of my great friend, who support me for not writing about him, But no matter, its afterall 3 weeks, after that he is going to fly to US.
Veti Pasanga Nanga - Bottom UP aaa Build UP aa
antha vazila than ippa oruthan siki irukan. ennoda blogla oruthana matum romba kalaicu iruken, mathavanga ellam pathi oru oru para matum ezuthuren nu romba varutha padaranga. so avangla santhosha padutha intha blog. I am sure except one , every one will be happy
Kudikarathu tapa sollunga, Tape illa, Nan kooda than Juce kudipen, Tanni kudupen. Ithu ellam tapa,
next question
Adikarathu tapa na: tapee illa, Nan kooda than Juce adipen, Tanni adipen nu solluvan intha buildup mannan. too much build up nga, sonna namba matenga, Ivan kooda hotel poi sapidarathu romba kastam. Ivan ennamo Kumbakarnan annan mathiri, Hotel la poi utkarnthu, Oru Full meals nu order panniduvan, Even before meals arrive, Ivan vayaru fill agidum, yes, server plate fulla sapada kondu varum pothu, antha smell will fill his hunger(if at all any thing like hunger he knows). athu kooda parava illa, ivan sapida mudiyatha rice ellam pakuthula irukaravan than sapidanum, antha mathir pava pata jenmathula Nanum oruvan.
Oru comedy, Yday, nanga vetula ellam romba bore adikarathu, velila ellam poga vendam, vetulaye cook panni sapidalam nu plan paninom, as usualy we are all lazy to cook too many things, so all agree to have curd rice alone, Ana ivan matum etho 100kg sapidara mathiri, ennala ithu ellam sapida mudiyathu nu 3.00Pm ku poitu, 5.PM ku than vanthan, avalo neram enna paninan nu yarukum teriyathu. sari, sapadu matter a pathi nan athigam pesa vendiyathu illa, avan eppadi, evalo, enga, sapiduvan nu avan size , weight partha terinjudum
Ivan yen nan buildup Manen nu solren na, ivan style of drinking habits. Ivan tanni adipan nu perumiya solikarathula ivanuku oru happyness. Athu enna periya Everest claim panra mathiri kastamana visiyama, chumma tanni kudikara mathiri kudika vendiyathu thanee. ituku oru build up kudupanga, parunga, Sunday tanni adikaruthuku, Thursday la irunthu plan pannuvanga. ivanga attakasam tanga mudiyathu.
sari , ippa sunday vanthuduchu enna pannuvanga nu parkalam na, Oru 100Ml glass la, 1/10 of etho brown colourla, Koovam a vida mosama gup adikara oru water a oothitu, athuku red wine , bailies nu avanglee pera solikitu, smell panni parpanga.
Ithula enna beauty na, smell pani parthe udaneye, etho 4 peg adicha styla la pesuvanga. athu kooda parava illa, nan enna da, innum kudikave arambbikala , athu kulla ivalo buildup nu keta, Ithula 17% alchocol teriuma, venumna neenda kudichu parunga nu solluvan. Etho nan kudika maten nu theiram avanuku.
athulaum over comedy ennana, that 1/10 of 100 Ml athanga 10 ml tanneila, 98% gali ana udan, antha glass a eduthu, etho Jil enru oru kathal surya style aa bottoms up adikaran nu vera build up. ithu ellam teviya. neengale sollunga.
Kudikarathu tapa na, Tapu than nu nan solluven, even just tasting it is wrong , except for any medical purposes. But kudikaratha vida romba tapu, Kudikama intha mathiri buildup kudukarathu. ivanga ellam eppa than thirunthuvanga nu teriyala, neengalavathu konjam sollunga
ippa yaru What Blood, Same Blood nu solrathu ungaluku kekuthaaa??
PS: ethavath comments ezuthunga pa, ivalo peru padikarenga, No comments in blog: :)
Veti Pasanga Nanga - Interview
Ivalo Blog ezutharanee, Ivanga Interview edukanum nu CNN,NDTV ellam romba tollai panranga, nanum sari nu oru time fix panni kuduthen, antha interview than ithu(neenga vera etho interview nu nichu irupengalee)
Acronyms used: Q - Question, A- Answer, MS - En Manasatchi pesurathu, MK - Mathavanga Karuthu
Q: Ungalaku Blog ezuthanum nu eppadi tonichu
A: Enaku chinna vayasula irunthee Ezuthurathu na romba pidikum, (MS: Homework tavira ellam ezuthuvee). appave neriya peru sonnanga, ivan periya ezuthalan aaa varuvan nu. athan ippadi mathavangala kalaichu onnu ezuthanum nu ezutha arambichen
Q: Ivalo pera kalichu ezuthurengalee, ungalaku yaru role model
A: Nan munnadi sonna mathiri, Enaku 3 vayasu irukum pothe, nan Shakespeare, Shelley , wordsworth novel ellam padichu iruken(MS- Dey dog, appa nee A,B,C,D yee padikala da). avanga than ennoda role model(MK -nalla velai, ivanga yarum uyiroda illa, iruntha sucide pannikitu irupanga)
Q: Unga velai ya pathi konjam sollunga
A: Nan Software industry la iruken, En velai nu solla pona, I write Bugs, and write another bug to fix this bug, which in turn result in bigger bugs. If the number of bugs raises to certain level, will ask client to go for upgrade, so that i can start off with new bugs
Q: Software engineer na romba yosipengaloo
A: Amam sir, ithu romba kastamana velai, evalo naal oruthan velaiyee seiyama, Clienta ematha mudium. Ana Parunga, intha client neriya peru romba nallavanga. avangala emathanum nu, oru team ella country la um irukanga
Q: Unga Prof life, Future plans enna
A: RPM aganum ngrathu than en future plans
Q: RPM na, Regional Project Manager
A: Appadi kooda sollalam, ana nan refer paninathu Regurly Putting Mokkai
Q: Recenta neenga athigam emanthathu eppo
A: Oru nal Night 8.30 irukum, Nanga dinner sapidalam nu oru puthu hotel pogalam nu plan panni irunthom.
Pakathula thanee iruku, Nan usual night dress la pogalam nu nichien. Pasanga ellam Etho Fashon show pora mathiri dress panitu irunthanga. Nan enna nu keta, Antha hotel Ladies hostel pakathula iruku nu sonnanga. Itha keta udan, Nanum Face wash ellam panitu, Puthu satai, Pant ellam potukitu anga ponaathu miga periya ematram.
Q: Unga Time Pass enna
A: K-TV,Sun TV nu pala nalla channel parkarathu. athula than vazkai ku teviyana nalla pala karuthu
solranga
Q: ivalo neram unga time selavu panni interview kuduthathuku romba nanri
A: nan than ungalaku nanri sollanum, Romba bore adikaratu enna pannalam nu yosikum pothu, konjam time pass ku mokai poda vanthathuku romba nanriii..
Veti Pasanga Nanga - 1 - Odd Men Out
ippadi than oruthan enga office la entha aunty vanthalum sight adipan, munnadi ellam college pasanga, figure parthu sight adichu mark poduva. ippa pasanga ellam appadi panrathu illa, romba tirunthitanga nu nikathenga, as per global standards, ippa ellam grade system kondu vanthutanga A B C D E nu enna ennamo sollranga pa. Nan sight adikarathu illaya athu nala ithu ellam enna nu enaku teriyathu , ungalaku terinja sollunga pa ;)
ithu ellam oru pozapa nu kekarathu teriyathu. ithu matumee pozapa vechukitu irukaravanga neriya peru irukanga. sari namma aunty boy matter ku varuvom
ithu mathiri pasanga ellam aunty sight adikara alavuku aga enna karanam, Again oru Research panni result publish pannalam nu than intha blog
Pasanga yen sight adikaranga, atha eppadi korikalam ithu ellam pathi inaiku fulla pesite pogalam
first yen intha mathiri aunty ellam sight adikaranga nu parkalam. ithuku ellam company HR than karanam, ivalo ponnungala select panranga, onnavathu parkara mathiri iruka, appadiye irunthalum yaravathu pudusha varavan talitu poidaran. ithuku solution first HR la (enna mathiri) young people a hire pannanum, appa than antha young guy, young girls aa recruit pannuvan.
secondly this guy is very despo because he already crossed 30 years, ithu varikum oru kalyanam kooda agala. Child marriage ellam ethirka evalo peru vanthanga, intha mathiri vayasanavanga marriage panikama irukarathu kooda ok, oru Girl friend kooda illama irukarathu India vukee kevalam. intha societyla neriya visiyam mara vendi iruku, athula ituvum onnu
ithu ellam tavira, ivanu yen aunty ya matum sight adikaran na, avan daily schedule appadi, daily schedule ngra term inga correctaa nu teriyala, he some time have weekly schedule athu pathi apparam pesalam.
neengalee sollunga Normal time la work panravan vena, office varavanga eppa varuvanga, morning 9AM la irunth 11 kulla varuvanga, and again back ot home at 6PM to 10 PM. ana intha payan, officku morning 8.30 AM ku ellam vanthu utkarnthu blog adichu kitu irupan. Varathuku 2 times breakfast, 3 times lunch, 7 times Junk food nu kalatha kachitan. vetuku varathu morning 3 AM or 4 AM, ippa ellam india la entha figure varum sight adika, athunala parkara aunty ellam sight adikaran. intha problem solve pannanum na, evening 8PM ku apparamm office la NET access kediyathu nu sollanum
innum oru comedy, athu ennavo teriyathu, ivanuku matum entha problem vanthalum night 11.00 ku mela than varum, ivan number la iruntha 11.00PM ku mela call vantha, kandipa ivan run panra etho concurrent program work agala nu artham , illana ivan query la etho join problem iruku nu. athan morning 9.00 maniku office vara illa, appavee ithu ellam parka vendiyathu thanee, athu enna night 11,00 maniku doubt!!!!
intha payanuku poruthamana ponnu or aunties iruntha sollunga konja neram anupi veikaran sight adichutu povan, avanuku athuku mela vera ethuvum panna teriyathu, pavam romba veguli payan.
Quality Issues in Projects
Nan oru 5 varushama Software industry la iruken, Ithu varikum Quality issues illatha project nan parthathu illa. sari, namma oru projectavathu Quality issue illama pananum nu yosichu, atha pathu research panna arambichen. antha result la vantha sila results than ithu
First Projectla yen quality issues varuthu nu parthen, matter enna na, yarukumee seriya code ezutha teriyala athan neriya problem. athan namma code ezuthama iruntha 50% issue sove agidum nu , nan code ezuthuratha vituten
ithu mathiri ellorum code ezuthuratha vituta, entha projectum, Quality issues varavee varathu
apparam, enga Delivery team la katen, what is your first most important thing in Delivery to avoid quality issues nu,
No query should take more than 10 seconds nu sonnanga. sari namma zero defect project ku namum konjam query ezuthalam nu neriya query ezuthinen, antha project semma flop, ekkachakka quality issues, why nan neenga sonna mathiri thane ellam querum ezuthinen nu keta, avanga sonna bathil enaku periya shock, Query write panrathuku 3 days ana kooda paravala, Query execute time than 10 seconds kulla itukanum nu solrangaaa, ithu ellam munnadiyee solla matangala,
antha project la oru query kuduthu tune pannunga, ithu 2 nalla run agitee iruku nu sonnanga. ithula enna comedy na, antha querya enna pooi tune panna sonnanga, namaku ithu ellam seriya varathu nu sonna kekarangala, nanum antha query kooda 3 days fight panni kadaisi la athoda execution time a 2 days la iruntha 2 mins la kurichuten. nan intha fix panina udan enna project la irunthu tookitanga, enaku seriyana kovam, nan en manager kita poi, yen ippadi paninenga, ippa query 2 mins la run aguthu illa nu keten, athuku avar sonnar, Query seekaram execute pannanum na, Query ya than tune pannanum, Data va delete panna koodathu nu solraru, Athu 2 naal achunu na athla 1 crore data iruku, nan than ivalo data iruntha time agum nu 20 row mathum vechutu methiya delete paninen, ithu ellam oru tapa neengalee sollunga
sari, namma enna paninalum intha ulagam tapu than sollum, athan krishnar geethai la solli irukaru, Kadamayai sei , palanai ethirparkathee nu. athuku apparam nan quality issue pathi ellam yosikarathee illa. neengalum yosikathenga